Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS] - Page21

Santa went to mysore palace. Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

santa : "I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man." Friend : "Did u follow them inside?" "No yaar," replied santa "I had already SEEN the Movie !"

Banta going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"banta gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

TeacheA ke baad kya aata hai? Santa thinks hard & then says: Kya bolti tu

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

Santa banta looking at Egyptian mummy.santa:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.Banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!