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A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

There is only one boy who is allowed to touch every part of a girl body and reliable guess who is that boy?..... Thats LIFEBOY yaar.

Boss-Apki Shadi Ho Gai Santa-:yes,1 Ladki se Hui Hai Boss-:Shaadi to Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai Santa-:NoMeri Behan Ki to Ladke Se Hui Hai !!

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi