Jokes SMS [English SMS] - Page19

A newly married man asked his wife, ?Would you have married me if my father hadn?t left me a fortune???Honey,? the woman replied sweetly, ?I?d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE?

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy

Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever

Rampa: what is the cost of hair cut?BarbeRs 20Rampa: Then what is the cost of shaving?BarbeRs 10Rampa: Oh! Ok please Shave my head

Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?

Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop