Jokes SMS [all SMS] - Page18

Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What?s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

Thief : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse

Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..

Santa sent Rs10000 unsigned cheque to PM's Flood Relief Fund & wrote"Cheque is unsigned bcoz, I do not want any publicity..

MAN to santa: I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife. santa:WOW! that's an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT EXCHANGE OFFER.

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud