Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS] - Page18

Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.

What's an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is 18 yrs old

santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues ?I almost got caught bunking??

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do it? BANTA-main aana haan par pehla sher nu hatao.

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, He is my kid, & She is my kidny.

santa to banta? why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR? santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!

Sante ne apne nave jame bache nu goddi ch chukiya. Thodi der bad bache ne Susu kar ta. Santa nurse nu bolia: Bibi eh piece leek karda hai badal ke leya. . .