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Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down

2 behari english teachers were talking among themselves. A boy interrupt & says: sir, sir, sir.... Sir rebukes d boy: I talk, he talk, why u middle middle talk?

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ?Millionaire: ?I owe everything to my wife.?Interviewer: ?Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her??Millionaire: ?Billionaire?

Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book

Father to son after exam: ?let me see your report card.?Son: ?My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.?

Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14