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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

1 Andha Police Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya.Officer Ne Pucha"Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein?"Andhe Ne kaha "Andha-Dhund Fireing ke liye

SANTASamose K andar ka masala kha raha tha.BANTA:Yeh kya hai?SANTA:doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai!

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?Coz Dev Anand says:O mere humrahi,meri baanh thame chalna,badle duniya SARI,tum na badalna..!!