Jokes SMS [English SMS] - Page17

What is the Fullform ABCDEFG?A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl...And Now what is GFEDCBA?Girl ForgetsEverything Done and Catches new Boy again..

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!

Bank robber 2 clerk: did you see me robbing?Clerk: yes.Robber shot him & asked the next clerk: did you?2nd Clerk thought 4 a while :No,But my wife saw..!!:.--

Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Girl: i love u Boy: me too Girl: how much u love me? Boy: As much as u do Girl:U cheater... i thought u really loved me!

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be in finger tips