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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long...!

Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??

MUNNA BHAI :Mamu, tu kitna padha hai?MAMU :B.A.MUNNA BHAI :Sala, two lafz padha aur woh bhi ulta?

Magistrate: How dare u stole that diamond ring frm the jewellers shop.Santa: It was written in Bold letter "DON'T MISS THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY.."

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Publisher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.