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A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. ?You?ll get your chance in court,? said the desk sergeant. ?No, no, no!?, said the man. ?I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I?ve been trying to do that for years!?

Munna bhai:Arey Circuit mujhe Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gaya hai,Letter me kya Likhu?C-Simple bhai,Likhna"DEAR SISTER.I LOVE U,Tumhara MUNNA BHAI..

A man to santa lets to play Chess.Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes....

Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why ?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later

Q. Who Is Girlfrnd ?Ans. Girlfrnd wo hoti hai,jo tok tok kar apki sari aadat badal de.Aur ek din kahe."Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe"