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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.

Raabadi ask Lalu:Suniyeji 'Dahi Jamane' ko english me kya bolun? Lalu:Milk was sleepin in the Nightwa,early in the morning it bcom tightwa.!

Sardar:Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?SalesMan:PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar:Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na .

Teacher: What is the difference between Landline and Mobile Phone..? Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.

Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What?s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.