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Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai,C-ComeO-OnL-LetsL-LoveE-EveryG-GirlE- Everyday.

Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential?Santa: U are my son I'm Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that's Confidential.

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene

Q: "Naari" ka matlab kya hai ?Ans: "Naari" ka matlab hai Shakti.Q: To phir "Purush" ka matlab kya hai ?Ans: very simple ..... "Sehan Shakti"

Santa attending a interview in a software company.Interviewer:Do u knw MS Office?SANTA:Give the address.I wll find out where it is