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Police santa ke ghar ki talashi lene aayi-"Khabar hai ke apke ghar me visphotak saamagari hai"SANTA-"Ha Sir, Par Wo Maike gayi hui hai..

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of...... Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Pati:What's hypnotism? Patni:Kisi ko apne vash mein kar K us se manchacha kaam karwana. Pati:Are nahi use to shaadi kehte hai.

SiName an animal which lives in land & water Santa: FrogSiGood! Now name 3 such animals Santa: Frog's mom, frog's dad & his son.

Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral