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Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Physics teachr saw boy slepin Askd "Telme da unit f power" Boy woke up n said-"What sir?" Teachr exclaimd"Ok Gud Sit Down!" What=WATT!

Shrma: Yar Mujhe Subah-2 Sans Lene me problem atti H. Varma: Problem to ayegi hi Subah-2 Baba Ramdev K chele saari oxygen jo khinch lete Hai

SANTA Used to go college with his Dog ... After few years he had to go alone why ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Beacause the Dog GRADUATED.

Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!