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Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential? Santa: yo are my son I'm Confident. your friend is also my son, that's Confidential

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

1 larki ne aadhi raat ko larke ko fon kiya: Ghar ajao ghar per koi nhi hai! Larka chla gya. Ghar pe waqai koi nhi tha Taala lga tha..

A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark

Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot. Santa: I'm confused. I think she is cold but people say she's hot.

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father