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Santa: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, nvr jealous and a great cook? Banta: "Afwaahh"!!

Santa 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap ne puchha ?kya kar rahe ho?? Santa : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Ladki apne BF se:Mera Bachha Mera Ladla Mera Sonu-monu Mujhse Shaadi karoge? Bolo Baby BF: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt.

Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.

Santa bought a car on loan? He didn?t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.Santa: If I knew this, I,d have taken a loan for my marriage also.

In aptitude test?River Kaveri is in which state? SaNTA: liquid state.