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Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI

A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?Srdar:3month.wife:or meri shadi ko.Srdar:3mnthwife:or bacha kitne month k baad.Srdar:3 mnth.Wife:total kitne hue.

Santa was standing near a street light with open mouth.man-Oye santa, wht r u doing?Santa: Doctor asked me to eat light food.

banta: What are you doing? Santa: Washing myself, of course banta: Without soap and water? Santa: Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge..

Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.Wife : Kaun Sa Faayada?Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai