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Mummy:jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega,usse hi me ye saari toffies dungiSonu:tab to ye saari toffee papa ko hi milengi.

Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...!sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai....

Judge: This is 3rd time u r coming to court, u don't feel shame..? Sardau r coming daily, dont u feel shame...!?? Good Morning...!

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai.Pucho kaise? Bhikhari Ko Pucha.. 1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega? bola- Khushi Se Mar Jaunga. Maine NHI DIYA

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!