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Some One Is Loving you; Caring for you; Watching over you; Protecting you Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog

Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

Wads d diff btwen Gandhi,Musharraf & Lalu?Gandhi-Didnt knw wats lie,Musharraf-Dsnt knw wads d truthLalu-Dsnt know d diff btwn lie n truth

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"

To live a life one needs brain, reflex, perception, luck, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you boss you are doing without it!!!!