Funny SMS [Funny SMS] - Page18

Prayer of an ideal son: Dear God, thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me. I wont ask anythin 4 myslf, plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead. oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Guide: Welcome 2 Niagra falls. Sound intensity is so high dat even 20 supersonic jets cant b heard. Now may i requst d ladies 2 b silent so we can hear d falls

Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."

Yeh India ka cricket hein Bidu, Wicket mile tho 'THALI" bidu, bowler pite tho 'GAALI" bidu, Lapkega catch tho bole "JHAKKAS", tapkega catch tho 'SATHYANASH" FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY... CHAL HAT.. Jeethe tho "SAATH" hein, haare tho ?? "WATTT" hein!!

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'

U r d 1 whos so smart,U r d 1 whos so charming, U r the one whose so caring,U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.